#30: Doctor’s Orders
Some people will do anything to get out of a relationship, even if it means doing the most outlandish things that make absolutely no sense. This girl was talking on the phone with a friend about her recent breakup, and someone couldn’t help but eavesdrop and get the tea. Turns out, this guy didn’t seem to have a good reason to break up but he did it anyway.
According to this woman, her ex got a literal doctor’s note that he used as an excuse to break up with her. That’s a new one! How is that even possible?! Getting some vague note from a doctor seems like a ridiculous way to break up. Why couldn’t he just have been honest with her and broken things off like other regular couples? It seems like this girl dodged a bullet and she’s probably better off without him.