Funny Ways Co-Workers Lost Their Jobs in Record Time

After landing a job, the new guy had to go through the normal training program most companies put new employees through. If you don’t steal and don’t have a big mouth, you just might make it through orientation with a job. Apparently, people need to be told explicitly that doing drugs on the job isn’t a good thing.

The floor manager found the new hire in the bathrooms, just staring at himself in the mirror. After checking the cameras, they discovered that he was there for over half an hour. Good thing they let him go, otherwise he might just stare creepily at a customer for 30 minutes.