Funny Ways Co-Workers Lost Their Jobs in Record Time

Accountants aren’t usually the most exciting people ever. Not even hearing about the past findings of a Senior Auditor would get you to feign interest in their job. But the new Senior Auditor at this company apparently had a dangerous side to him that was too much for everyone else.

Calling Debit and Credit left and right isn’t too unheard of in the accounting world, but what is out of the ordinary is an Auditor bringing a machete into the office. The new guy used the machete to slice open watermelons, even though a simple knife (which is already dangerous enough) would’ve sufficed. No company wants a machete-wielding wild man, unless you’re Danny Trejo.